My best friend, has kicked-butt and taken names, who I hand picked to represent the planet Earth in an interstellar gladiatorial competition, Marc Havak, as I knew he would. Bad-ass space babes who are total hardbody tens? You're hired. Everyone says so. More witty one-liners than a Schwareneggar flick from the 90's? Hired.
Arena Book 4 #ad - Tremendously tremendous. And they win bigly. But this book, wow, this one is amazing. But mostly, I say so. Tremendous in its tremendocity.
Arena Book 7#ad - For one, it’s back in the good old USA. The biggest this series has ever seen, and that’s to be expected, because I only endorse the best and most biggest possible. And that’s what Arena is. It’s a fantastic story about the best American President of all time picking Marc Havoc to represent the world in the very important Crucible of Carnage space battle arena thing.
But this book is a bit different. The worst. Second, marc has to save my daughter from all these illegal aliens. I’m even in it, since i make the best decisions and only hire winners, and the biggest winner of them all is Marc Havoc. Literal illegal alien terrorists from outer space. Seven. It’s a bigly number.
Arena Book 7 #ad - Thirdly, it’s even more tremendous than the previous six books because there are more guns, more space-babes, and more Nakatomi Plaza. Very bad garbage aliens. Bad guys, I assure you.
Arena Book 5#ad - Many would say i am the very best at being humble, and they would be right. If you are back for more than you know what you are getting yourself into. That is what you are going to get with Arena Book Five. There is so much tremendous stuff in here that I decided to let Marc Havak take center stage. Tremendous to the power of five.
Spectaularism that’s better than four but less than six. It's in here. Action that would make Michael Bay spooge himself. It's in here. I'm humble that way. It's in here. A main character who spouts more one-liners than Ryan Reynolds on PCP. Now, stop reading this blurb and go read Arena Book Five. I don't have to tell you, but I will because I tell it how it is in the best way.
Arena Book 5 #ad - Space babes who kick five times the tremendous behind.
Arena Book 6#ad - Do you know what you are in store for? of course you do, but I wouldn’t be your President if I didn’t tell it to you again with the best words. But this time, add space murder mysteries, a roller disco, galatic conspiracies, and a prison escape. I tell you, i know top-notch entertainment, and Arena Book 6 is beyond top notch.
America, this is book 6 of the fantastic Arena franchise. We are talking about the most sexiest and hottest warrior space babes. We are talking over the top blistering action that makes Michael Bay movies look like something directed by that Jim Jarmusch guy. We are talking pop culture references that make Ready, Player One look like something your grandparents forgot about.
Arena Book 6 #ad - It’s going to be the most fantastic book you’ve ever read.
Arena Book 3#ad - More of everything you love. And marc Havak is a winner. The best. I know it. If there is one thing I know, it's winners. America knows. Smoking hot alien babes who are total tens? Win. When aliens came to earth and said they needed a winner, well, I was busy running America. It's a fact. Exceptional. Tremendous winner. If i could cry i would have even shed a manly tear at a point or two.
I know winners, and you are all winners because you loved the first two books, so what are you waiting for? Do your planet proud and read this book immediately. The only other person that has impressed me more is me. So, the next best winner was Marc Havak. I'm never wrong, and I was right about Marc. Through two books he's been funny, handsome, and beaten odds that would have made ordinary men cry like losers.
Arena Book 3 #ad - Everyone I pick wins. And i have not been wrong. This third book though, I'm telling you, this book is amazing. And i am fantastic at picking winners. And i'm tremendous.
Succubus Lord 11#ad - The unholy trio of baphomet, and beelzebub are still out to kill him, Gressil, so Jake’s gotta stay one step ahead of the game. The question is which beautiful demon-woman will win "Who Wants to be Jakey’s Succubus?". Good thing he has dozens of new succubi all vying to become his next Demon Lords. Jacob now has seven newly minted Demon Lords, but his plate is still plenty full.
Arena Book 2#ad - But it’s also because marc kicks a ton more alien ass, bangs a ton more alien babes, and generally shows the universe why Americans are the ones who always save the world. I’m in it, and I always do a fantastic job with everything. And not just because I'm in it. No. Very very bad. Now, before we talk about how fantastic I am at making world leader decisions.
My fellow americans, we are here for one reason: the fact that I picked Marc Havak to represent us in the crucible of carnage. But this one? It's the best. Well, yes. Let’s talk about how great this sequel is. I've read many sequels, and all were bad.
Dragon Emperor 4: Human to Dragon to God#ad - Maybe it’s time to start his own dragon hoard …. Evan’s not one to turn down a beautiful princess, and besides, there is treasure to be found in the desert. Then a phoenix princess comes flying out of the desert, and she begs Evan to save her people from deadly creatures that have pursued them relentlessly.
As evan focuses on rebuilding Hatra, and the city, he discovers the project, are much bigger than he first thought. And things are lurking in the shadowed ruins.
Skulduggery 3: Building a Criminal Empire#ad - Dwarven gangsters? the assassins guild? the commander of the Elven Guard?Yup, they are all problems for us as we expand our criminal operation throughout the realm, and we gotta get rid of ‘em all if we’re going to make mountains of gold. Lord of the rings + breaking bad + the sopranos = SkulduggeryThe best part of being a human is everyone constantly underestimates you, and that means they never see it coming when your dagger plunges into their heart.
Our business is growing, but so is our list of enemies. Fortunately, they’ll never see it coming.
Without Law 6#ad - Against all odds and much opposition, they have managed to create some order amidst the chaos. But winter is coming, and the threat of untold hordes of hungry mouths sweeping through and destroying their community is bearing down on them. They must stockpile and fortify, because when the snow falls and people get desperate, only the strong and prepared will survive.
. With the rest of the world in shambles, his women, Tav, and their growing community are surviving.
Arena#ad - He is just that great. He won all the games, got all the prizes, and slept with all the hot alien women. And let me tell you, these women are some real beauties, and they don’t mind sharing Marc. He even worked as a truck driver! That’s the kind of good guy we want defending us from aliens. He’s a great guy.
I always make the best decisions, and this one was one of the best decisions. You should check his story out. One of the best, and I know good stories. A real go-getter. As your president, i feel it’s important to tell you all about this guy. I took one look at marc and realized that he was just the right guy to save our planet.
Arena #ad - Know what i mean? then they said they would pick the greatest warrior, and they picked Marc Havak. What a great looking group of people we have here today. Turns out marc was really good at kicking alien ass. Of course, he’s still not quite as accomplished as I am, but no one is. There is more to it than that.
You’ll love it.